Oscars 2014: The Best Jokes From Ellen's Monologue

Host Ellen DeGeneres kicked off the Oscar ceremony with a straight-up stand-up monologue. She wasn’t quite in the same league as Tina and Amy at The Globes, but she landed a few solid jokes. Here are the ones that grabbed the Academy audience. “For those of you watching around the world, it’s been a tough couple of days for us. It has been raining. We’re fine. Thank you for your prayers.” “June Squibb is nominated for Nebraska. At 84 she is the oldest nominee. She was wonderful in Ne...