Gwyneth Paltrow is the New Face of Restørsea

I love a good origination myth and was delighted to find that Restørsea, for which 41-year-old Gwyneth Paltrow has just been appointed as the new face, has a particularly amusing -- and implausible -- one. Here goes: One day Restørsea's boss, Patti Pao, just happened to be touring a Norwegian salmon hatchery. While this was doubtless a fascinating experience in its own right, eagle-eyed Patti couldn't help noticing the workers' "ageless hands". Now, given than your average dock worker is not k...