Farrah Abraham's New Song 'BLOWIN' Is Everything You'd Expect From A Teen Mom Porn Star

Now that she has recklessly maneuvered her way through reality television and pornography, only to stand before us claiming that she never wanted this life that she's built before our very eyes, Farrah Abraham has finally delivered the greatest achievement of her career. Not only has she jumped head first into the shallow end of pop music like reality TV pioneers Heidi Montag, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian before her, but Abraham has managed to give us a dance track that is so laughably horren...