Why is no one skeptical of this train selfie video?!

The train selfie video that blew up Wednesday afternoon is a masterpiece of short-form storytelling. It has a despicable character: the smug, stupid track-side selfie-taker. It has an unlikely, everyman hero: the unseen train conductor who kicks him in the head. And it has, improbably, a happy ending: Even after said conductor kicks said selfie-taker ... nobody gets hurt.