While CNN and Politico waste their resources on Paul Ryan's spending, healthcare.gov and something they're calling "Obama's Asian-Pivot" (which we assume is a hybrid of Gangnam Style and the Electric Slide), we've been baring down on the one story that matters most each spring: Obama's Easter suit. Easter is to peacocks what Thanksgiving is to the obese--a day to remove the restrictor plates. After all, everyone dresses up. It's the only annual occasion since senior prom that a man can style-coo...
While CNN and Politico waste their resources on Paul Ryan's spending, healthcare.gov and something they're calling "Obama's Asian-Pivot" (which we assume is a hybrid of Gangnam Style and the Electric Slide), we've been baring down on the one story that matters most each spring: Obama's Easter suit. Easter is to peacocks what Thanksgiving is to the obese--a day to remove the restrictor plates. After all, everyone dresses up. It's the only annual occasion since senior prom that a man can style-coo...
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