The Manliest Way to Remove Your Ear Hair

Certain body hair falls into the "GQ Endorses" category: beards and mustaches, of course; but also legs, arms, and chest (which, under certain circumstances of dense overgrowth, may be weed-whacked but never removed entirely). You want to preserve some semblance of manliness, some physical manifestation of your inner Paul Bunyan. But you don't want to look like Big Foot. So some body hair falls in the "Oh, Hellllll No" category. Your back: wax it. That unibrow: pluck it. Those ears: burn 'em. Yu...