Dear Tights, I've had something on my mind for the past few months - I guess it started around December. I've been itching to make a change, and now that the weather's warmed, it's time to do a little Spring cleaning. It's not you, it's me - no wait, it is you, because, tights, you suck. And here's why we need to end this relationship: You Hurt Me: Maybe I was out a little late the night before, and perhaps I ate and drank a bit too much. But having to hear about it all day from my control-top w...
Dear Tights, I've had something on my mind for the past few months - I guess it started around December. I've been itching to make a change, and now that the weather's warmed, it's time to do a little Spring cleaning. It's not you, it's me - no wait, it is you, because, tights, you suck. And here's why we need to end this relationship: You Hurt Me: Maybe I was out a little late the night before, and perhaps I ate and drank a bit too much. But having to hear about it all day from my control-top w...
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