Open Post: Hosted By A Drunk Laura Jean Poon Trying To Pronounce Cara Delevigne's Last Name

Laura Jean Poon, Cara Delevigne, Kate Upton and Zooey Deschanel were all in an elevator together at RiRi’s after-Met Gala party and that sounds like either the start of a long, ride, torturous ride to HELL or like the start of the wet dream fantasy of a ho who’s really into flavorless Wonder Bread chicks. […]