Nationals fan rubs armpit, shoves hand in friend's face on TV

He thought nobody was watching. But we all saw. And now we must bring him to justice. On its surface, this just looks like Ian Desmond focusing in before a key pitch -- full count, one-run game, bottom of the ninth. But if you look closely, you see an act of personal terrorism taking place: Yes, that guy rubbed his armpit, smelled it, then forced his friend to smell it. This is in the bottom 1 percent of things a human being can do, and we hope he is punished to the full extent of the law.