B4B: Craigslist Bro Needs Help Breaking in His Rainbows

Guys, there's a dude out there who's in trouble, and we have to help him. In this bro for bro posting from last month, he solicits the world for assistance in breaking in new Rainbow sandals. You see, his feet are soft from "rockin' my Tod's driving mocs all winter." Noted. Understandable. Been there and back. There are specific parameters for the job, as one would imagine. These flip-flops must be christened properly. "Don't FUCKING bring these things to Brooklyn," he instructs. What self-respe...