Jeff Koons Gets Naked And Pumps Iron For Vanity Fair, Because He's Jeff Koons (NSFW)

Jeff Koons Is Back. Or, at least, that's what Vanity Fair will have the world believing with its recent profile of Mr. Neo-Pop, aka the "world's most expensive birthday clown." And, surprise!, the article, in print but not yet digital form, lures the reader in with a giant photo of the artist in the buff... pumping iron, nonetheless. "Koons, at 59, has already begun a strict exercise-and-diet regimen so that he will have a shot at working undiminished into his 80s," the profile proclaims, "as Pi...