What's a Writer Gotta Do To Get Banned Around Here?

I want my books to get banned, and so far it's not working out. I've tried. I swear I have. When you write a book series called The Original Sinners that follows the erotic adventures of a dominatrix who is sleeping with a Catholic priest (when she's not sleeping with everyone else), you're really asking to be banned. Why do I want to get banned, you may ask? Because there's no greater compliment to an author than when one of her books is banned. It's a clear indicator that her subject matter is...