This Veggie Burger Is Made With 100 Percent Beef

Crompton's Beef Farm in Dorset, England, has somehow achieved the impossible: "Made with the finest cuts of topside and sirloin from our own herd," the company says in a just-published newspaper ad, "Crompton's Veggie Burgers are the only vegetarian burgers on the market made with 100% REAL BEEF!" It's "suitable for vegans" and "100% beef."Photo: Courtesy of Off the Reservation Patties have "all the Goodness of beef and all the BEEF of beef," to boot. So, yes, we don't know they did it, but they...