Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne Taking the Wet Swimsuit Nipple Poking Plunge (And Sapphic Plunge As Well?)

You know I'm a man who loves himself some lesbionics. It is after all ironically the greatest gift to men ever. Or this man. So I'm inclined to believe the rampant speculation and unfounded journalism of our friends at WWTDD who are basically calling Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne joint kayakers to the Isle of