Robinson Cano spent a half-inning trying to touch Adrian Beltre's head

I cannot blame him. Robinson Cano and Adrian Beltre have never been teammates in the majors, but that doesn't mean that they're not up for a little tomfoolery, skylarking, and/or grabass. Okay, maybe it's mostly Cano who's up for a little tomfoolery, skylarking, and/or grabass. It's Beltre's fault for being so weird with his head. Cano's probably just like Mitch Hedberg with koalas. C'mon. Just let him pet the back of your head. And feed you a leaf.