Abigail Ratchford Hot Swimsuit Pimping the Bottled Water With Her Unbottled Sextastic

I believe Abigail Ratchford and I are now Pennsylvania common law husband and wife based solely on the number of times I've thought about her in a radiant manner while locked in a lavatory. I'm pretty sure that's how it works. Either way, we obviously have a special relationship where I cry myself to sleep