Kirk Cameron Says Christians Invented Halloween And It's Meant To Mock The Devil (And Obama)

FundamentalistsseemtohaveconflictingfeelingsaboutHalloween–wantingtotakecreditforwhattheyseeastheChristmasEveforAllSaints’Day,areligiousholiday,whilesimultaneouslydistancingthemselvesfrompossibleSatanismandthegays’favoriteholiday(nottomentionopenseasonforpromiscuousfornicatorsinSexyAnneFrankcostumesorwhatever).Luckily,theyhaveKirkCameron,themanwho savedChristmasfromMuslimhackersandbeatthepornoutofhiscomputerwithabaseballbat,aroundtosimplifythingsforthem.