Portrait of a 'Writer'

I'm the worst kind of writer. I'm the kind of writer who rarely writes, but retains the title. I'm prone to tiresome amounts of alliteration -- even now, I'm resisting the urge to be alliterative, and not doing a very good job of it. My writing often sounds like writing, in a bad way. But this is what I want to do. Writing is what I've based my whole life on. I knew I wanted to write when I was very young. I used to sit on the floor by my bookshelf and paw through books before I could actually r...