Jose Canseco composes his eBay ad for his shot-off middle finger on Twitter and it is brilliant

Jose Canseco really has this Twitter thing down. If he's not using the social medium to share his deep thoughts on the Rosetta comet landing, he's using it to detail how he would compose an ad on eBay to sell the middle finger he accidentally shot off earlier this month. Are you ready for this? ("No" is the proper response, but we'll give it to you anyway.)