Sidney Crosby's face looks like mumps, apparently isn't mumps

Mumps is going around the NHL. Mumps makes your face swell up. Sidney Crosby is sick and has a swollen face, but says he doesn't have mumps. HMMMMMM. You may have heard that mumps is going around the NHL, and that one of the chief symptoms of the disease is severe swelling of the saliva glands, particularly the parotid gland in the cheek. In the simplest terms, mumps give you a big ole cheek. So consider that, and then consider this picture of Sidney Crosby taken Friday morning: The right side o...