Children's Holiday Letters to Satan

Each year, due mostly to minor misspellings and very poor penmanship, hundreds of children's letters are sent to Satan, Dark Lord of the Underworld. Always in the market for the souls of innocents, Satan will often take the time to respond. Dear Satan, What I really want this year more than anything is a Barbie Dream House. It's pretty and pink and I will keep it in my room near my bed! Merry Christmas, Allison, Age 6