Rihanna Has Allegedly Been Rubbing Her Ooh Na Nas On Leonardo DiCaprio For The Past Couple Years

When it was revealed last week that humanized horny moan Rihanna had been caught mouth-humping on itchy-looking man slut Leonardo DiCaprio at the Playboy Mansion, most of us were shocked at two things: one, that the millions of random skanky bacterias haunting their mouths didn’t form one giant virus, and two, that Leo was kissing […]