Miss Universe National Costumes 2014, Part 1: Bird Women & Show Girls!

Miss Uruguay “Arise, my feathered sisters, ARISE! The day has come when we will take this world as our own and glorify our egg-laying mother-goddesses! *SKREE*”     Miss Brazil “As always, Brazil is ready to SHAKE ITS ASS FEATHERS FOR GLORY! *coo*”     Miss Bahamas “Bitch, DON’T EVEN. If there’s any ass-shaking to be …