Julianne Moore in Givenchy Couture at the 2015 Screen Actors Guild Awards

It’s like someone took her by the shoulders, shook her gently and said “You’re up for an Oscar again! Stop wearing crazy shit! You’re a redhead, for God’s sake! JUST PUT A GREEN BEADED GOWN ON AND CALL IT DONE, ALL RIGHT?” Or maybe that’s just the monologue we like to pretend-say to her. “Still …