Arnold Schwarzenegger's Hans And Franz Musical Was Going To Be Bizarre, Hilarious

It was just a few weeks ago that Robert Smigel made headlines revealing the details of the Ambiguously Gay Duo live-action movie that never wound up happening â€" but now the former Saturday Night Live writer has spilled the beans on yet another "almost" film that was going to be based on a skit. It turns out that there was a Hans and Franz movie once in the works â€" based on the bit starring Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon â€" and the big screen adaptation would have both been a musical ...