Spider whose bite can cause 4-hour erections found in family's store-bought bananas

It's always disappointing to come home from the grocery store to discover that your fresh produce isn't that fresh, but let's take a second to put your suffering into perspective Maria Layton, a mother from South Wales in the UK, had a much worse experience than whatever bruised apples you've complained about. Layton became distressed when she grabbed a quick snack for her 6-year-old daughter, and noticed peculiar spots on bananas that her husband had brought home from supermarket chain Tesco. A...