Does Astrology Work? I'm Gonna Go With "No."

Of all the pseudoscience still pervading the human brain, astrology is probably the oldest. As I point out in an episode of Crash Course Astronomy, millennia ago it kinda made sense; there were cycles to the stars and the seasons, and with our lives so tied to agriculture and weather, it was natural to suppose the stars affected us in other ways. But now, after centuries of scientific investigation, we know better. Or we should. Apparently, we still don't. Astrology still gets a lot of play in t...