Soccer Coach Laments That Only A Few Of His Players Have Dicks And Balls

Carlisle United have been struggling. The club playing in England's 4th division have gone winless in their last five, including yesterday's 3-1 home loss to Accrington. Manager Keith Curle is fed up with his players, and decided to call them out in the media for their main deficiency: only a few of them have "male genitalia."