An Italian Mayor Has Made It Illegal To Approach George Clooney Or His Beautiful Home

HereintheUnitedStatesofFreedom,we’reallowedtopestercelebrities,psuedo-celebrities,andMastersonsiblingsaliketoourhearts’content,gettingrightupintheirfacetotellthemtheyain’tsh*tandbegforaselfie,andthenrunofftoTMZiftheyrefuse.ButoverinthelandofMussolini,theyaren’tprotectedbyourbillofrights.