This Is Amazing Amy Pascal's Cheap, Crotch-Intensive Beauty Regimen

Amazing Amy Pascal is a treasure. She is a camp goddess who should become a legendary drag icon. You hear me, queens? Put DOWN that chunky blonde Sia wig and slip into the fiery Medusa curls of Amazing Amy, Earth Mother and Destroyer. Lo, it is Amazing Amy who destroyed the Jobs movie; it is Amy who offered her bountiful teat to succor a wounded George Clooney after his statue movie tanked.