Totally Objective Report From Qatar: Everything Is Super Cool Over Here

We might have gotten this all wrong, guys. Much of the Western media's focus on the 2022 World Cup to be held in Qatar has been on the terrible working conditions , the predicted and actual deaths , the slavery , and the corruption . But what if Sepp Blatter was right , and we were just being racist? Apparently, if you talk to the workers themselves, they'll tell you everything is great!