Councilman Pees While Wearing Hot Mic, Totally Doesn't Wash Hands

In a (presumably unintentional) tribute to HBO's The Jinx, a city councilman in Georgetown, Texas recently took a bathroom break while wearing a live microphone. Unlike Jinx star Robert Durst, however, the councilman did not seemingly confess to several murders and just peed instead, to the obvious delight of the city's mayor pro tem.