I Went to a Simulated Teen Drinking Party and It Freaked Me the Fuck Out

I'm far from the target audience for the simulated teen drinking party I attended last weekend--that audience being freaked-out parents who want to see what really goes on at the hormone-fueled ragers their children are just starting to attend--but let me start by saying that the whole thing was very effective. I was expecting some sort of cornball Red Asphalt style PSA with the pathos of a church-operated haunted house, but no, I was wrong. This "reality party," as they are called, was thoughtf...