'Nine Lives,' Starring Kevin Spacey As A Cat, Now Has A Release Date

InJanuary,IwroteaboutaKevinSpaceyprojectcalledNineLives,inwhichheplaysaworkaholicbusinessmanwho,Ish*tyounot,switchesbodieswithacat.Andintheprocessregainshisfamily’slove(andpresumablyamouthfullofhisownballhairs).Shortlythereafter,IreceivedananonymoustipfromsomeonewhoclaimedtobeprivytoameetingwhereintheCEOofastudiopaidawriterlowsixfigurestowritethisNineLivesscript,apremisewhichtheCEOhad(naturally)dreameduphimself.