This Chef's Help-Wanted Ad Is Amazingly Brutal

What awaits Justin's new hire. An American chef working in Scotland ("Justin," he calls himself) has posted a hilariously frank, Gordon Ramsay-esque classifieds ad for a line cook. Titled "Looking for someone fast, progressive, and not a total **** for a new restaurant in Clarkston," the masterpiece stretches 1,098 words. Gumtree has removed the ad, but a cached version will live on for eternity. Here are the highlights: • "It's a breakfast/brunch/lunch place to start, but there are no eggs Be...