FIFA's Vanity Project, 'United Passions,' Is The Lowest-Grossing Film Of All-Time

I’ll be honest, I didn’t know much about United Passions before today, and that seems to be a common theme. FIFA’s $30 million, self-funded puff piece starring Tim Roth as Sepp Blatter, the former FIFA head who resigned in disgrace at the beginning of the month, depicts Blatter as a heroic corruption fighter and ends with “ Blatter being reelected to a standing ovation as the music swells .” Talk about timing!