Help! My Partner Is Addicted to Collecting Toys and It's Freaking Me Out

Hey, folks! Sorry to dispense with my normal nonsense, but I got a really important letter that I'm very excited to share. I don't get a ton of letters dealing with real issues, but I'm always happy to try to help. If you only read this for silliness, don't worry--there's still an insane Mad Max theory and the world's finest superhero butt, too.