Realistic scrotum backpack prompts unrealistic crowdfunding campaign

Some people wear their heart on their sleeves, but if you've ever wanted to wear your balls on your back, one Indiegogo campaign is going to give you that ability, for the low, low price of $69. The ball bag, appropriately named the Scrote'n'Tote: The Satchel of Life, is the brainchild of Daniel Bitton. Last year, a picture of Bitton wearing his sac received some attention online, sparking thousands of like-minded individuals to think, "Hey, I really need a backpack that looks like a hairy nut s...