Open Thanksgiving Post: Hosted By Chicken Cutlets Giving You Turkey Ho Couture

You know you want to gobble gobble on her turkey. You bring the gravy. If you celebrate National Shove Forty Five Pounds Of Food Into Your Face Hole Until Your Ass Explodes Day, then you’ll soon be getting drunk on the sweet nectar while watching Showgirls on your iPhone as your drunk tia keeps interrupting to […]