How I survived a week of business travel without my smartphone

No, no, no. This is not the post you’re expecting. It’s not the post where your wonderful protagonist lost one of the ubiquitous accoutrements of modern technological society, briefly struggled with the loss, bravely faced it head-on, dove deep into the wondrous joys of pre-technological existence, and then danced off into purple fields with pink fluffy unicorns. […]