What Really Happened To The Ewoks After Return of The Jedi, According To Science

Remember at the end of The Return of The Jedi when the good guys won and everyone got to have an Ewok dance party on Endor? Well, it turns out George Lucas might have made this overly utopian ending a bit unbelievable. A scientist at Purdue University recently wrote a paper on the subject, with the first lines being "The Ewoks are dead. All of them." His theory is as follows: [M]ore or less what happens after the destruction is that the entire mass of the Death Star simply falls onto the locatio...