Russell Crowe Came Up With a Much Better Name for Hoverboards

Phone-throwin' bloke Russell "Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife" Crowe took a stance yesterday against the BOGANS of Virgin Australia for confiscating his hoverboard.