Fan Theory Explains Amy Schumer's Boyfriend Is Second Coming Of Christ

When the news broke that Amy Schumer has been dating a very handsome man named Ben Hanisch, the Internet was excited, but reasonably put off by the lack of further information about this mystery man. The absence seemed, for lack of a better word, intentional. Fans demanded to know: How did they meet? Online? At a bar? Did he ask her out first? Were they introduced by mutual friends? Speed dating? Did they touch the same newspaper at a corner store, lock eyes, and BLAM?! All we know for sure is ...