This Xbox 360 controller is also a vape, because moms just can't get a break

I'm not a mom, but I have a mom. The only video game she ever let me play was Guitar Hero, which was so fun and instantly gratifying that I abandoned the guitar lessons I had been administering to myself via some library books published in the 1980s. I regret my decision to pursue a mastery of the plastic guitar over the actual guitar. Today, I'm way outside the ideal age to learn a new instrument and I don't live anywhere near my parents' basement, which is where all the dirty old acoustic guit...