Behold, The First Artwork Depicting Two People Making Sweet Love

Warning: This post contains imagery of two people having sex -- but the sculpture is pretty abstract, so you're probably okay.  Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and so we decided to do the cute thing and search the Internet for the oldest known depiction of two people kissing. I soon discovered that the first rendering of two people kissing skips all the bases and is also the first to show two people having sex.  The image below is the calcite cobble sculpture known as "Ain Sakhri lovers,...