No, That's Not a Hubble Photo of "Cosmic Ice Sculptures"

The funny thing about debunking artwork mistaken for science: There's always more. The image at the top of this article appears in my Facebook timeline every week or two; It's clearly an astronomical photograph, but what is it? The captions accompanying the post vary, but generally say something like, "Via Hubble: The cosmic "ice sculptures" of the Carina Nebula. Scientists are still trying to explain the beautiful spires." This may shock you, but that's wrong. And I mean, all of it. First off, ...