Stop Saying 'Nice To E-Meet You'

I hate to criticize, but if you use the phrase "nice to e-meet you" in an email to me, I will trash your message, slip on a five-pound boot and punt my computer out the window and into the busy streets of New York City. Do not do it. We live in a glorious age of electronic communications in which people are comfortable distilling their complex emotional messages into dumb icons like this sneering jerk-face:  And yet, for some, concision is abandoned entirely when emailing someone for the first ...