No, Saturn Won't Be Huge in the Sky on May 1

Another day, another weird Facebook astronomy hoax. The photo with the caption above have been spread around Facebook quite a bit the past few days; it shows Saturn looming huge in the sky over a city, with the annotation, "On 5/1/16 Saturn will be the closest it ever has been to Earth. It will look like this." I got a few notes from readers on Twitter about it. Unlike a lot of other wrong but possibly sincere memes, this one is clearly a hoax. It's just silly and wrong on every level, so it co...