How to eat breakfast like a wellness blogger

Breakfast in the land of wellness bloggers is a truly magical moment. There's no pouring the crushed remnants of five different cereal boxes in a plastic baggie or getting dark glares from your seat mate as you shovel in handfuls of dusty crumbs on the bus. Half toasted pop tarts are not an option; ravenous pitstops at the office vending machine don't happen.