Olympics plagued by bulging 'Moose Knuckles'

Ladies and gentlemen, there's a pressing issue we need to tackle. And it involves the Olympic outfits for the Australian male rowers. After bemoaning the inequality in the men's and women's beach volleyball uniforms just two days ago (i.e. women wearing skimpy outfits, men basically wearing pajamas), we must say, it's refreshing to see the...